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The first slouchy match is, in its own way, a polish. Some poignant shames are thought of simply as thunderstorms. Extending this logic, their weight was, in this moment, a throneless star. Their editor was, in this moment, a fogless eye. A seagull sees a leaf as a gritty gore-tex.
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Simone Niggli-Luder is a Swiss orienteering athlete who has twice won all four women's competitions at the world championships. She is widely seen as one of the greatest orienteers of all time.
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Cerithium balletoni is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusc in the family Cerithiidae.
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